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Jordin Sparks No Air parody song? "NO HAIR"?

I am trying to find this song so I can let my wife listen to it because it is hillarious...it is called no hair it is a parody of Jordin Sparks- No Air song...And from what I hear she was the one who actually performed this song....Also I ebelive the writer is Jon Bobkinson but I am not sure if that is true because the lyrics looked different then the song I heard.....I can't find a audio or video clip anywhere only lyrics....Anybody know where I can find this??

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1. First its Jordan Sparks No air there is one that features Chris brown here is the video from youtube www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBYlLC0PZ8U [Jordan Sparks only] www.youtube.com/watch?v=Icv6DgZ-9O4 [with chris brown] The music video was leaked to youtube on February 20 2008 but the official one was released on February 25 2008 and has last i checked 35 000 000 views on you tube but definately more right now
2. Hope this helps => Original Song Title: "No Air" Original Performer: Jordin Sparks Parody Song Title: "No Hair" Parody Written by: Jon Bobkinson If I should find a big but old cake It's a waste to chuck it away Losing it is like living in a world with no hair pOhh I'm here alone, didn't wanna wee My fart won't move, I stink of feet Wish there was cake so I can make you understand But how do you expect me To live my life drinking pee 'Cause my turd plops around you It's so hard for me to wee Tell me how I'm supposed to wee with no hair Can't poo, can't pee with no hair It's how I kneel whenever you got hair It's no hair, no hair Got me out here in your daughter so deep Tell me how you gonna be with your pee If you ain't here, I just can't pee It's no hair, no hair No hair, hair (pOhhh) No hair, hair (Pooo) No hair, hair (pOh hair) No hair, hair I walked, Iran, I jumped, I flew Right off the ground, I float on poo There's no pee to hold me down for real But somehow I still fart inside You took my cake, but I survived I don't know chow, but I don't even have hair So how do you expect me To live my life drinking pee 'Cause my turd plops around you It's so hard for me to wee Tell me how I'm supposed to wee with no hair Can't poo, can't pee with no hair It's how I kneel whenever you got hair It's no hair, no hair Got me out here in your daughter so deep Tell me how you gonna be with your pee If you ain't here, I just can't pee It's no hair, no hair No hair, hair (POhhh) No hair, hair (Pooo) No hair, hair (POh hair) No hair, hair PooOhhhhh baby pOoohhhhh there’s no hair, no hair Hay (pOhh) no hair (pOhhh) Pooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh Tell me how I'm supposed to wee with no hair Can't poo, can't pee with no hair It's how I kneel whenever you got hair No peeing (No peeing) Got me out here in your daughter’s sleep Tell me how you gonna be without pee If you ain't here, I just can't wee It's no hair, no hair Tell me how I'm supposed to wee with no hair Can't poo, can't pee with no hair It's how I kneel whenever you got hair It's no hair, no hair Got me out here in your daughter so deep Tell me how you gonna pee without me If you got hair, I just can't eat It's no hair, no hair No hair, hair (POO) No hair, hair No hair, hair No hair, hair (: